Summer's Almost Over

But the Marlins find new ways to keep things interesting.

Exhibit A:

I haven't seen that since a very drunken afternoon of kickball in my old rec league.

Onto Exhibit B:

The theory is that someone in the stands called off LoMo as if they were another player on the field. If that is the case then we tip our hats to the Nats fan who pulled it off.

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One More Jose gif for the Road...

Too perfect:

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All Jose All the Time

Love watching Jose Fernandez pitch, but wish you didn't have to wait at least 4 days between his starts? Now you can watch these gifs nonstop while you wait for the next Cuban Jesus start (h/t Fangraphs).

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Giancarlo's Got Rhythm

Giancarlo's got rhythm

Giancarlo's got music

Giancarlo's got #Monsterdongs

Who could ask for anything more? 

Ask and ye shall receive...

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All Jose Fernandez Everything

If you didn't watch Friday's game, you missed some dominance from Jose Fernandez:

During the 8-inning, 14-K shutout performance, Ted tweeted, "Our Fernandez-boner is approaching Stantonian levels." That begs the question: if Giancarlo is Sr. #Monsterdong, what shall we call Jose Fernandez? If the Internet cannot find a good solution, I'm not sure what I can believe in anymore.

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