New Potential For Marlins Twitter Curse

Courtesy of MLB, we now know Marlins first baseman and team muscle, Gaby Sanchez has a Twitter account. This sounds great, but as you may remember, Marlins players who used Twitter during last year did not fare too well. A recap:

• Chris Coghlan: Unfortunate pie injury, torn meniscus
• John Baker: Missed season, had Tommy John surgery
• Brett Hayes: Separated shoulder, ended season
• Logan Morrison: Foul ball to the face, luckily okay

Look Gaby, the diehards love you. You're a Miami guy, a "U" alum, and just an all around dude, but we urge you, PLEASE BE CAREFUL. Either delete Twitter immediately, or stay close with Mike Stanton, who somehow has avoided this nasty disease.