It's as if the Marlins don't want us to show up

You may remember that the Marlins June 24-26 series against the Mariners was moved to Seattle due to a conflict with a U2 concert. Craig of Fish Stripes has discovered that it is literally impossible to get tickets to the series at Safeco Field:

Should you go to Marlins official website you will notice the "T " is missing for the three games. June 24-26. Not to be deterred, I went and checked the Marlners site. I mean the game is in Seattle after all so they may be handling the tickets. They aren't.

But wait, there's more. Read it, I'll wait.

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Okay. Craig concludes, "This could only happen to the Marlins." Truer words were never spoken.