Can A Certain Someone Accidently Miss The Team Bus?

This man went 2-13 with four strikeouts (and of course no walks) in three starts in the Nationals series.


This man hit .297 last September and has been strapped down to the bench except for one start. It was against a knuckleballer. That's not nice. Free Scott Cousins.

That is of course unless the man below has regenerated his hamstring and is ready to go.