There's an Intruder on the Field

Not much to be said about what happened last night during the 5th inning that hasn't already been said. If you are confused or in the dark about what happened, check out the recap on SCWS (Maybe NSFW if you don't want your employer to see you looking at a man's bare ass).

Upside: Wasn't a lame streaker who strips down but doesn't get completely naked (Wait, is that an upside?)
Downside: Pretty weak run in terms of distance traveled and time he eluded capture (Maybe this is an upside.)

We can imagine that during his moment of glory he was hearing the following in his head: