What are we thankful for?

• Sr. #MONSTERDONG himself, Giancarlo Cruz Mike Stanton.
• Larry Beinfest, Michael Hill and Dan Jennings, who somehow keep Team Loria from trading Hanley Ramirez for a bucket of D-batteries every season.
• Dr. James Andrews, who keeps Josh Johnson's throwing arm from falling off.
• Whatever deal with the devil Emilio Bonifacio made that turned him into a competent baseball player this year.
• The end of baseball at Joe Robbie Pro Player Dolphin Landshark Sun Life Stadium.
• Team Loria's crazy-ass design choices, including the psychedelic arcade display in centerfield of the new stadium and the impending ruination of Billy the Marlin. It is better to be ugly than bland.
• Luis Castillo.
• Kevin Millar.
• Kurt Abbot.
• Alex Arias.
• Charles Johnson.
• Cody Ross.
• Carl Pavano (the Marlins version).
• Seinfeld reruns.
• Readers who indulge our obsession with Earl Weaver and let us slide for ending the title of this post with a preposition.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Image via Fins Nation. We're also thankful those dudes haven't started a Marlins blog and made us obsolete.