Reminder: This is the worst thing that ever happened to Marlins fans

"This" being Miguel Cabrera in a Tigers uniform. Remember when the Marlins had Cabrera and a non-crappy Hanley Ramirez? 2006 was a crazy year...

Anyway, here's a gif of six Cabrera home run swings this season, via HBT:

Kinda makes you wonder why any team would trade him for some "can't-miss" prospects, doesn't it? [Sobs]