Not to be a dick...

but this is quite possibly the most egregiously terrible Bleacher Report story ever:

Florida Marlins: Can Logan Morrison Win NL Rookie of the Year?

With seven home runs and 21 RBI, along with a .289 batting average, can Logan Morrison make a push for NL Rookie of the Year?

Spoiler Alert: no.

In case the story gets taken down by B/R editorial (click to enlarge).

Via MLB:

A player shall be considered a rookie unless, during a previous season or seasons, he has (a) exceeded 130 at-bats or 50 innings pitched in the Major Leagues; or (b) accumulated more than 45 days on the active roster of a Major League club or clubs during the period of 25-player limit (excluding time in the military service and time on the disabled list).

Whenever you see an ill-informed piece on Bleacher Report (that ends sentences in prepositions), think to yourself, Venture capitalists have invested $10.5 million in this company. The site gets huge ad buys from major consumer products brands. And artistic endeavors like this are nonprofits with an audience of 50. We're like them little bitches on the chessboard.