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Way to be topical, D-Roves!

Three things about Marlins fan jokes:

1. They are fair game. Every fan base does things deserving of ridicule, even the pious Midwesterners that go to Cardinals games. Some fanbases get more than most (and perhaps that is true of the Marlins), but so be it.
2. Regardless of whether you're one of those Marlins fans who are the exception to the rule (and most of us are not, be real here - I haven't been to a game since 2006), enjoy the secret little world of Marlins fandom we've got going. It's easier to enjoy the anonymity now that we can all talk to each other on Twitter.
3. If you are going to make fun of Marlins fans, BE FUNNY. That means no Madoff jokes when the subject is 2 years past its funny expiration date.