Oz Gon' DRANK

Ozzie Guillen: good manager, or GREATEST manager (non-Earl Weaver division)?

What does a big-league manager do after a game? For Ozzie Guillen, the answer is simple.

"I go to the hotel bar, get drunk, sleep," Guillen said before Thursday's game with the Reds. "I don't do anything else."

Here's the link. Ozzie can party with the Diehards anytime. Cogz can be our DD (I'm guessing he doesn't drink, perhaps that's a tad unfair, but meh...).