@JCRMarlinsbeat's Greatest Hits

Juan C. Rodriguez is our favorite Marlins beat writer to follow on Twitter. He doesn't bore us with updates on the pressbox ice cream machine or his thoughts on SEC football. After briefly experimenting with Sulia, he seems to have ditched that service (which literally takes all the good things about twitter and dumps them through a shredder). But best of all, he frequently takes questions from his followers, and is never afraid to point out dumb questions.

I look forward to JCR's Q-and-A's with the same sense of anticipation as a @Humblebrag retweet-fest or @BuzzBissinger rant. Here are some of our favorite JCR tweets from the past few weeks:

Nah, season's probably over RT @jtrom311: do you think they can recover for the series tomorrow?
— Juan C. Rodriguez (@JCRMarlinsbeat) June 8, 2012

Followed up with:

Guess the sarcasm didn't come through RT @jtrom311: y do you think that?
— Juan C. Rodriguez (@JCRMarlinsbeat) June 8, 2012

We know the feeling, dude.

Same as it does any other day RT @CatandNick: how does the press box feel when the #Marlins are breaking hearts and playing like crap?
— Juan C. Rodriguez (@JCRMarlinsbeat) June 8, 2012

If by gonzo you mean cargo, that's a big N-O RT @fourself78: @JCRMarlinsbeat do uknow ifRockies are willing to trade gonzo?
— Juan C. Rodriguez (@JCRMarlinsbeat) June 7, 2012

Sick burn, JCR.

More than I care to read RT @Chicagosports34: how many buck ?'s do you get in a day?

— Juan C. Rodriguez (@JCRMarlinsbeat) June 7, 2012

Maybe there's a Tweetdeck filter for that?

Even possible to hit a ball that high? RT @brianfein do you know what's the rule in Marlins Park if a ball hits the roof?

— Juan C. Rodriguez (@JCRMarlinsbeat) May 30, 2012

A lesser beat writer would have replied, "I don't know."