Pizza > Marlins Tickets?

On Tuesday some humorless bore accused us of being bad fans on Twitter, which is pretty funny in light of this:

We would have totally taken the tickets, for the record (even though we apparently hate the team?). Jeffrey Loria might not change his ways even though he has to know exactly how much South Floridians hate him at the moment. But at least he has to deal with the humiliation (and more importantly, the enormous expense) of being a sports owner whose city has abandoned him.

I bet someone at Little Caesar's is super pumped for the free publicity, though.

s/o to Big League Stew