"You Mean We're Allowed to Do That?"

Via Fish@Bat

In the 8th home game of the 2013 season, the Miami Marlins hit their first home run of the season at Marlins Park. Finally, that ugly beauty in centerfield blew its majestic wad, and for a brief moment all was right in Marlinworld.

Thanks, Adeiny. We're totally going to learn your name. You earned it, buddy!