A quick look at the
Marlins Twitter Directory informs me that there are 5 Marlins on Twitter at the moment:
- Chris Coghlan: Out for the season after injuring himself while giving Wes Helms a shaving cream pie after a walk-off base hit.
- John Baker: Out for the season, just underwent Tommy John surgery.
- Brett Hayes: Out for the season after separating his shoulder on a play at the plate this week.
- Logan Morrison: Almost died at the hands of an Emilio Bonifacio foul ball this afternoon
- Mike Stanton: Healthy so far.
Mike, please do Marlins fans a favor and deactivate your Twitter account now. It's only a matter of time before the Twitter curse catches up.
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