Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas Marlins fans! Here is a gift from me, a blog post from the guy who has been MIA (pun intended) for quite some time. Figures I would pop up at literally the dullest point of the in or off season. Anyway, hope everyone is having a great holiday. The Marlins have already given us a great gift in the removal of John Buck1. Then the Mets made things better by acquiring him! Here are a few other things I'd like from the organization:

  • An updated roster with pictures. I seriously don't know who any of these guys are.
  • A contract extension for Giancarlo Stanton, so he can keep giving us extensions in the pants.
  • Enact a "clothing required" ordinance for batting practice, just in time for Mike Redmond's first year as manager. (They are other ways to bust through a slump)
  • Better craft beer selections at Marlins Park
  • Resign Cody Ross
  • Tom Emanski's Defensive Drills DVD for the entire roster
  • Wins, more of them 
  • Revert to teal and black uniforms, kthxbye
Not exactly keeping my hopes up of receiving any of these. Carry on...
1And Emilio Bonifacio (!!!)


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