Showing posts with label Ricky Nolasco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ricky Nolasco. Show all posts

Ricky Nolasco's Real Legacy

Monday, July 8, 2013

Today at Fish Stripes, Micheal Jong has a measured piece about the legacy of Ricky Nolasco, who holds  most of the franchise pitching records (including wins and strikeouts). But we know where his most important legacy lies:

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Trade Pool Update


On Saturday, the Miami Marlins finally did what everyone was expecting them to do and traded perpetually on-the-cusp starting pitcher Ricky Nolasco. The Dodgers took Nolasco (and the rest of his salary) off Miami's hands, sending them minor league pitchers Steven Ames, Josh Wall and Angel Sanchez in return (as well as international signing bonus slot 96, valued at $197,000).

Literally every single person who made predictions for the trade pool had Nolasco as their top pick. Everyone is tied for first place. Nice work, all.


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So long, Ricky

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Here are some things you may find hard to believe:

  • Ricky Nolasco was traded this evening (for some pitchers I know nothing about)
  • If Twitter is any indication (usually is), nobody likes the trade
sarcastic GIF of our reaction below


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The Last Days of Ricky Nolasco

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

This is only a surprise if you weren't paying attention to the Marlins' winter fire sale: Ricky Nolasco is on the trade block. The Giants, Dodgers, Orioles, Padres, and Rockies are all interested, according to Fox Sports' Ken Rosenthal.

Writing at Fish Stripes, Michael Jong thinks the Marlins are trying to act fast so that they can set the market for Nolasco:
The Marlins could be doing this to establish the most value for Nolasco. Getting a jump on the thin starting pitching market this season may allow the Fish to set the price for starters. Setting their own price could get them a better return, especially from a free-wheeling team like the Los Angeles Dodgers, than if the Fish waited until any bigger fishes like Yovani Gallardo or, if the market gets to that point, Cliff Lee become available.
Nolasco's fate has been sealed ever since the Marlins initiated their massive trade with Toronto last year. With his $11.5 million 2013 salary, plus his impending free-agent status, Nolasco would never be part of Miami's long-run plans. It's only a matter of time before he's gone. We'll always have the memories (of the haircuts and wardrobe).

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Jeffrey Loria is Still the Worst

Friday, April 26, 2013


We like to call Jeffrey Loria "George Steinbrenner with Less Money," and his latest move is pure Stein:
Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria personally mandated the lineup card change that flip-flopped starting pitchers Jose Fernandez and Ricky Nolasco in a doubleheader Tuesday and left Marlins players furious with his continued meddling, three sources with knowledge of the situation told Yahoo! Sports.

Loria insisted Fernandez, the team's prized 20-year-old rookie, pitch in the first half of the doubleheader at frigid Target Field instead of the scheduled Nolasco because the day game was expected to be warmer. The temperature at Fernandez's first pitch (38 degrees) was actually colder than at the beginning of Nolasco's start (42 degrees).
Nevermind the fact that the difference between 38 degrees and 42 degrees to someone who has lived below the 30th parallel all his life isn't even noticeable, it's as if Loria wants Redmond to fail. We're not huge proponents of team chemistry, but forcing your rookie manager to break protocol and give a 20-year-old rookie privilege over a veteran and staff ace is not exactly a great clubhouse move.

Indeed, if Loria was truly concerned about Fernandez' arm in the cold Minnesota weather (a legitimate concern), he should have asked Redmond to skip his start. The Marlins would have had to call someone up from the minors to pitch for him, but that happens often for double-headers. Instead, he gets to read another round of press about what a terrible owner he is. Nice move, Jeff!

UPDATE: Loria says he didn't do it.
"I had nothing to do with the decision," Loria told FOXSports.com on Friday. "I was informed of the decision by the baseball department. I told them it was their call.

"I don't make decisions on who to pitch and when, how to go about it — that's not my role. Sometimes they call me and tell me what they're doing. But I don't call them up and say, 'This is what is going to happen.' That's not true."
Loria could certainly be telling the truth, but his past actions have not exactly made him a trustworthy character. Certainly there will be more to follow.

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Sometimes I wish the fashion police are a real thing that exists...

Monday, April 9, 2012


Left to right, that's Giancarlo Stanton, Randy Choate, Ricky Nolasco, and Josh Johnson showing off their new Easter duds before the Marlins' Sunday flight to Philadelphia. There are no words...

Image via Joe Frisaro

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Ten Very Specific Predictions for 2012

Tuesday, April 3, 2012


11. Giancarlo Stanton will realize  this photo is a double-entrende for what happens to Marlins fans when he hits a home run.
  1. Ozzie Guillen will not beef with anyone in the front office. The Ozzie lifecycle in Chicago started out nicely, as far as Jerry Reinsdorf was concerned. His confrontations with the White Sox' front office did not start until a few years into his tenure. Expect that pattern to repeat itself in Miami, buying David Samson a year or two before having to deal with an angry Ozzie. Guillen will definitely ignore Jeff Loria if he tries to talk to him from the stands during a game, though.
  2. Logan Morrison will accidentally post a photo of his penis on Twitter. "Accidentally" being the operative word here.
  3. Strip Club with Stanton will rename itself I Want to Go to Shake Shack With Heath Bell.
  4. Omar Infante starts acting out to get noticed sometime in May. He'll begin by ritually burning a Lo Viste shirt in the locker room.
  5. Juan Carlos Oviedo will eventually receive a visa and rejoin the Marlins (once he serves a six-week suspension). Unfortunately, he will have to leave the team (and the country) again in August when it is revealed that he is D.B. Cooper. Oviedo will go into hiding in Tajikistan.
  6. I will stop following all the beat writers on Twitter in August after receiving five updates on a John Buck foul ball. Though I will announce my decision, no one will join my crusade to ignore facts that deserve to be ignored.
  7. Ricky Nolasco posts an FIP in the 3.50 range again, but still manages to post an ERA above 5 and perpetuate the myth that "some pitchers just know how to win." Jack McKeon will feel vindicated.
  8. The budding friendship between Hanley Ramirez and Jose Reyes goes full Jolie-Thornton by midseason as the pair each get half a heart shape tattooed on their chests. When they take their shirts off and stand next to each other arm-in-arm, the half hearts form a whole heart. 
  9. Josh Johnson pitches lights-out in April and May (again), but yet another promising season is derailed by injury in June when an errant jet of water from the Marlins Park home run structure manages to make it all the way to the Marlins dugout. Johnson slips on the ensuing puddle, tearing his rotator cuff in the process. An enraged fanbase storms the outfield when it is revealed he will miss the remainder of the season, whereupon they destroy the sculpture.
  10. 88-74, first Wild Card, lose in NLCS to Cincinnati.

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Are the Marlins the Most White Trash Team in Baseball?

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Decide for yourself:



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Reminder: baseball players are not normally paragons of style

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Via SB Nation, Ricky Nolasco was sporting a new haircut last night:


I know what you're thinking, this is clearly Charlie Sheen's doing:


But it was probably Chris Coghlan's idea:


It could be worse, we could be subjected to a reprise of Hanley Ramirez' jheri curl:

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Really, Nyjer Morgan?

Monday, March 14, 2011

You think Ricky Nolasco was throwing at you?
Six months after taking exception to a Chris Volstad wild pitch and charging the mound to start the brawl, Nationals center-fielder Nyjer Morgan claims Ricky Nolasco hit him with a pitch on purpose in the first inning of the Nationals spring training game against the Marlins on Sunday.

When given the chance to take the high road Sunday afternoon, Nationals manager Jim Riggleman declined, and instead said, "Nolasco is the only one who really knows if he threw at him or not." Nolasco denied hitting Morgan on purpose.

Before accusing him of headhunting, Morgan and Riggleman may want to consider the entirety of Nolasco's outing Sunday afternoon, his first game action of the year. Immediately after hitting Morgan, Nolasco issued a four-pitch walk to Alex Cora. He also hit another batter in the first inning. Nolasco himself admitted his control was not sharp, telling the Miami Herald, "I was just kind of all over the place."

It's difficult to accuse a pitcher of aiming at you (and connecting) when he can barely find the strike zone.
To quote GOB Bluth, come on!

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Ricky Signs

Monday, December 20, 2010


The Marlins have signed Ricky Nolasco to a 3-year deal worth $26.5 million. That's one less uncertainty for Marlins fans, and the Johnson-Nolasco-Vazquez-Sanchez-Volstad starting rotation is just about set in stone.

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Holy Schnikes! A Win!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Must have been that team meeting Dan Uggla called.

/sarcasm.

I don't blame Uggla for trying, but as the old saying goes, you're only as good as the next day's starter. In this case, that would be Ricky Nolasco, who delivered this line:


6 IP, 5H, 0R. 1BB, 9K

Let's not give credit for the victory to a meaningless meeting. They beat the Pirates, after all (current record: 40-79). Baseball team meetings are just as pointless as the meetings at your own job (though a Marlins team meeting probably has better food than the meetings at my office).

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Belated Week In Review

Monday, April 26, 2010

Apologies for the tardiness of this post, we suffered from the same lethargy that the team did on the first trip out sorta west.

Overview: The Marlins continued the odd sequence road trip by losing two of three in both Houston and Colorado, giving them thier first sub-.500% week (2-4).
Positives: Dan Uggla his having an unusually strong April. Normally a slow starter, Daniel is hitting .324 and OPS-ing .973, both well above his career averages. Ricky Nolasco has continued his excellent form following up his complete game in Philly with an eight inning masterpiece in Colorado.
Negatives: Losing the first two to the Astros was unexpected and laregly due to a bullpen meltdown, Tim Wood and Burke Badenhop the culprits. Also the team lacked clutch hitting and was unable to add on to their leads in those games.
Line of the Week: Since Ricky got the honor last week, we'll give him the honorable mention and instead recognize Brett Carroll, who starting in place of Chris Coghlan had a nice afternoon on Saturday.

2-3, HR, 2B, SF, 2 RBI

Highlight of the Week: Okay, we'll just let you watch Ricky go to town on the Rox hitters. Enjoy!
Looking Ahead: The Marlins begin a nine game homestand with three against the surging Padres. After an off day on Thursday, the Nationals come to town.

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Week in Review

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Overview: The Marlins continue losing opening games of their series, splitting a four-game set with the Reds before taking two of three from the Phillies.
Positives: This team scores a lot of runs, averaging just over 5 runs a game through the first 13 contests of the season. Five regulars (H2R, Jorge Cantu, John Baker, Dan Uggla, and Gaby Sanchez) are OPS+ing over 120 to start the year. Did you hear about Emilio Bonifacio being sent down to AAA? Brett Carroll made the most of his return to the big club, going 3 for 4 with a home run and a double on Wednesday night. Ricky Nolasco threw the team's first complete game on Saturday night, giving the bullpen a much needed rest.
Negatives:  The Marlins scored 5, 8, and 6 runs in their losses this week, underscoring the early struggles of the pitching staff. Jorge Cantu's RBI streak came to an end Friday night, but as Michael at Marlin Maniac points out, RBI streaks tell us very little about a hitter (regardless of what Jeff Conine and Carlos Tosca have to say about it). The internet found out about that Scott Stapp song. I was hoping no one would notice. The bullpen continues to struggle, with Dan Meyer in particular having trouble making outs. However, the rotation has not been pulling its weight either. Aside from Nolasco, no starter was able to complete 7 innings this week, and the rotation only has 6 quality starts (6 or more IP with 3 ER or less) through 13 games.
Highlight of the Week: Cameron Maybin came up with a pair of sweet catches over the weekend.
Line of the Week: Nolasco's line Saturday night against the Phillies:
9 IP, 5H, 1 ER, 3BB, 5K, 109 pitches
Looking Ahead: The Marlins have Monday off, then play three in Houston and three in Colorado.



Image: Matt Slocum, AP via Sun-Sentinel.com

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What's going on here?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

What happened to the cheapskate team with which I had become accustomed? How am I supposed to deal with the fact that I will soon be unable to blame the front office for any and all of the team's failures? Will rooting for the Marlins lose some of its charms when the team is no longer populated entirely by prospects, mediocre veterans, and bargain-basement options? Why did it take the players' union so long to make the team spend money? It's a confusing time to be a Marlins fan, for sure...

UPDATE: Frisaro confirms that the above tweet was not merely idle speculation.

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End of Season Awards

Monday, October 12, 2009


The offseason is upon us, so let's hand out some awards and superlatives. On with the memories with some awards I made up...


Dontrelle Willis Out of Nowhere Award, given to the player who was completely off the radar in Spring Training that made a big impact on the team: Chris Coghlan. Who knew Coghlan, who had never played a game in left field until the night before he was promoted to the big club, would flourish in the position? Coghlan wasn't even on my radar before the season, but what he lacked in buzz he made up for with performance, solidifying the leadoff spot and getting some Rookie of the Year consideration along the way.

Jorge Julio Award
, given to the new addition to team who completely flopped: Emilio Bonifacio. Things went downhill quickly for Bonifacio after his inside-the-park home run on opening day, as he posted a .309 on base percentage this year, eighth-worst among NL qualifiers.

Darren Daulton Deadline Dandy, given to the best midseason acquisition: Nick Johnson. Johnson was the perfect hitter to place between Coghlan and Hanley Ramirez, when he was healthy. Hey, it's not like Luis Ayala was getting this award.

Next Member of the Marlins Diaspora, self explanatory: Dan Uggla. Congratulations on another great year with the bat. Unfortunately, you have priced yourself out of the Marlins' 2010 payroll. And when Emilio Bonifacio replaces you, hits .215, and costs the Marlins their season, Jeff Loria will blame Fredi Gonzalez and fire his ass. Way to go, Dan.

Bret Barberie Bizarre Boo-Boo: given to the player with the weirdest injury of the season, named after the time former Marlin Bret Barberie missed a game due to a case of habanero juice in the eye: Jorge Cantu. Everyone's favorite sassy senior had to leave the Marlins' June 10 game against St. Louis with a bout of the dizzies. The problem was caused by his cholesterol medication. Cantu is 27 years old, which may make him the youngest person in America to take cholesterol medication...


On with some other, more generic awards...


MVP: Hanley Ramirez. No explanation necessary.

Best Pitcher: Josh Johnson. The only pitcher you could count on to give a quality start.

Biggest Surprise: Chris Coghlan. In a deep farm system, Coghlan was not the first player you would have expected to make an impact for the Marlins, but he did.

Biggest Disappointment: Four-way tie for Ricky Nolasco, Chris Volstad, Anibal Sanchez, and Andrew Miller. Before the season, Ted said "The top three of the rotation [with Johnson] has a chance to be great... they don't need to be all stars now, just decent." I said "None of the Marlins' pitchers will get any Cy Young consideration, but not because they didn't deserve it." Josh Johnson held up his end of the deal. The rest, not so much.

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Week in Review

Monday, October 5, 2009

Chris Coghlan, heading home.

Overview: The Marlins took two of three from the Braves and Phillies to finish the year at 87-75, six games out of first and five out of the Wild Card.
Highlight of the Week: Ricky Nolasco strikes out nine consecutive Braves.
Line of the Week: Nolasco was on fire at Atlanta Wednesday, setting a new team record with 16 strikeouts. His line:
7.2 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 16 K
Looking Ahead: The Marlins are done for the year. As for Ted and me, we'll be doing a few other things around here in October before going relatively dormant until pitchers and catchers report. We'll pop up from time to time to discuss the Winter Meetings, trades, free agent signings, etc., as well. In the meantime, you can find Ted on Ted Ginn & Tonic (his Miami Dolphins blog) and at 4th and Fail. I blog about jazz at Hot House. You can also find us at Twitter (Dave, Ted).


AP Photo/Tom Mihalek via ESPN.com

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(Insert Atlanta Hitter Here) Struck Out Swinging

Wednesday, September 30, 2009


Who said September out of contention baseball couldn't be fun? Ricky Nolasco struck out 16 batters last night, which is a new Marlins record, eclipsing Livan Hernandez and Eric Gregg's epic performance in the 1997 NLCS (also against the Atlanta Braves). He struck out nine batters in a row at one point, which was one short of Tom Seaver's major league record. To show the magnitude of just how much sixteen strikeouts is, I've listed them all, as they appeared in the play-by-play.

1st: N McLouth struck out swinging.
1st: M Prado struck out looking.
2nd: B McCann struck out looking.
3rd: A LaRoche struck out swinging.
3rd: M Diaz struck out swinging.
3rd: J Vazquez struck out looking.
4th: N McLouth struck out swinging.
4th: M Prado struck out swinging.
4th: C Jones struck out swinging.
5th: B McCann struck out swinging.
5th: G Anderson struck out swinging.
5th: Y Escobar struck out swinging.
6th: G Norton struck out swinging.
6th: N McLouth struck out swinging.
7th: M Diaz struck out swinging.
8th: B Conrad struck out swinging.

The Marlins won the game 5-41. That coupled with Tuesday night's win just about kills Atlanta's playoff chances. The win also gives the team 85 for the year which means this has statistically been the third best season in franchise history (or best non-playoff/World Series year).

1 Not before another Leo Nunez fail and a stunning bailout by Brendan Donnely (not really) and Matt Diaz of the Braves. Truly strange.

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Week in Review

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Jeremy Hermida makes a sno-cone grab off a Ryan Howard fly ball on Sunday.

Overview: The Marlins dropped three in Washington before sweeping a weekend series in Philly. It was the most infuriating 3-3 week ever.
Positives: Chris Coghlan is in the middle of a franchise-record eight-game multihit streak, and went 15 for 29 this week with 2 walks. Adam Smoot proved that two fanbases as apathetic as the Marlins' and Nationals' could hate each other. The weekend sweep pulled the Fish within four games of first place. Josh Johnson hit his third home run of the year on Tuesday, tying a team record.
Negatives: Nothing gets a fan base more depressed than getting swept by the Nats. The bullpen was especially bad in DC this week, blowing leads on Tuesday and Thursday. The pen gave up 5 runs in 3 and 2/3 on Thursday afternoon, wasting an eight-run effort at the plate. The Marlins continue to insist on giving at-bats to Emilio Bonifacio and Jeremy Hermida, despite the fact that a more than capable replacement for the two is waiting in NOLA.
Highlight of the Week: Cody Ross' two-run go-ahead home run in the sixth inning on Saturday night was indicative of the weekend series, in which the Fish managed to get hits at all the right times.
Line of the Week: Ricky Nolasco gets the nod with his streak-breaking seven-inning outing on Friday night, limiting the Phillies to two runs on four hits while striking out seven.
Looking Ahead: The Marlins return to Miami for a four-game set against Houston followed by a weekend series against the Rockies.


AP Photo/Tom Mihalek via ESPN

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So that happened...

Saturday, August 8, 2009

The Fish beat the Phillies 3-2 last night, breaking their 3-game losing streak. All it took was good pitching, as Ricky Nolasco limited the Phils to 2 runs in 7 innings while striking out 7. How well did last night go for the Marlins? Renyel Pinto walked two batters in the eighth and still escaped the inning unscathed.

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