Stadium Giveaway Night Just Got a Little Creepier

You are not hallucinating, the above image is a photo of Marlins second-baseman/Rich Waltz man-crush Dan Uggla with today's Joe Robbie Pro Player Dolphin Land Shark Stadium giveaway, a piggy bank shaped like his head. Because a bunch of bodyless heads make the perfect trinket to give to children at a baseball game. To paraphrase Charles Mingus, don't be afraid, the disembodied Dan Uggla head's afraid too...

On a side note, is anyone else getting lost in Dan's eyes? Now I know why Rich can't stop thinking about him...


Photo via Sun Sentinal