It's a bit early for a Groundhog's Day prank...

He's covering his eyes because he knows how this will end.

But regardless, Joe Frisaro is reporting that the Marlins have made a contract offer to Ted's favorite whipping boy, Kevin Gregg. Why, you ask? My only guess is becuase someone has to take the pressure off of Derek Turnbow...

Gregg/Joker photoshop via the prolific GameFish.

UPDATE: This story goes from bad to worse.