The Marlins Drafted Someone Yesterday

But I won't even bother to learn his name for another two years (priorities, people). For details, I refer you to Craig at Fish Stripes.

UPDATE: Of course, if I were to print the draft pick's name on the blog, I would spell it correctly, unlike the Miami Herald (click to enlarge):

Keep in mind that I pulled up this story at 10:30 on Tuesday morning, a full 12 hours after the pick was made. Read those comments, Herald moderators.