Easy there, Giancarlo

Sometimes I wonder if Giancarlo Stanton knows exactly how powerful he is. Earlier this week he broke a scoreboard (Roy Hobbs achievement: UNLOCKED). Last night he nearly decapitated Logan Morrison:

Easy there, dude, we actually want LoMo around.

Onto other news I haven't had a chance to mention this week (thanks, school!). The Juan Carlos Coaster is coming back!

A Dominican newspaper has reported that Juan Carlos Oviedo received a U.S. visa on Wednesday, allowing him to return to the country and begin serving an 8-week suspension from Major League Baseball for playing under a false identity.

Oviedo still has to serve an eight-week suspension, and probably play a few minor league games to make sure he remembers how to pitch, so we probably won't see him on the field until August.

Also, Emilio Bonifacio is out 4-6 weeks after undergoing thumb surgery this morning. Now that Heath Bell is on the team, we don't need Boni to be our punching bag, so we wish him a speedy recovery.