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Monday, April 29, 2013
Sr. Monsterdong left Monday night's game with a leg owie, and now the Diehards haz a sad:
The team is calling the injury a right hamstring straing. More to come, obviously. Read more...
Sr. Monsterdong left Monday night's game with a leg owie, and now the Diehards haz a sad:
It took 24 games for us to get the first #Monsterdong of 2013, but Giancarlo Stanton made it count:
What's the only thing worse than getting arrested for cocaine trafficking? If you answered "Getting arrested for cocaine trafficking while sporting a Florida Marlins face tattoo," then YOU'RE CORRECT!
Via Miami New Times |
Arrested: 4/23Charges: Cocaine Trafficking, Drug and Firearm Possession
Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria personally mandated the lineup card change that flip-flopped starting pitchers Jose Fernandez and Ricky Nolasco in a doubleheader Tuesday and left Marlins players furious with his continued meddling, three sources with knowledge of the situation told Yahoo! Sports.Nevermind the fact that the difference between 38 degrees and 42 degrees to someone who has lived below the 30th parallel all his life isn't even noticeable, it's as if Loria wants Redmond to fail. We're not huge proponents of team chemistry, but forcing your rookie manager to break protocol and give a 20-year-old rookie privilege over a veteran and staff ace is not exactly a great clubhouse move.
Loria insisted Fernandez, the team's prized 20-year-old rookie, pitch in the first half of the doubleheader at frigid Target Field instead of the scheduled Nolasco because the day game was expected to be warmer. The temperature at Fernandez's first pitch (38 degrees) was actually colder than at the beginning of Nolasco's start (42 degrees).
"I had nothing to do with the decision," Loria told FOXSports.com on Friday. "I was informed of the decision by the baseball department. I told them it was their call.Loria could certainly be telling the truth, but his past actions have not exactly made him a trustworthy character. Certainly there will be more to follow. Read more...
"I don't make decisions on who to pitch and when, how to go about it — that's not my role. Sometimes they call me and tell me what they're doing. But I don't call them up and say, 'This is what is going to happen.' That's not true."
Via Fish@Bat |
Jose Fernandez can pitch, but he still has not mastered the art of putting on a jacket:
BTB |
Note: We're reprising the off-day guide this season. Every day/night the Marlins are off, we'll give you TV and reading recommendations. Enjoy!
Did a Marlins fan bring a raccoon into the ballpark tonight? PIC (via @mike_cugno) twitter.com/AKuperstein/st…
— Adam Kuperstein (@AKuperstein) April 11, 2013
We call upon congress to create legislation that requires any major league sports franchise that operates within the United States, who take public tax money to help build a stadium or arena, must maintain a competitive payroll at all times, of at least 90% of the entire leagues average opening day payroll for the previous five years, for the first ten years after taking said money, and the failure to do so would invoke proceedings upon which the governing body of the league, in which the franchise in question resides, would be forced to immediately buy said franchise for fair market value, and the ownership group in question would be forced to sell it to them without dispute.So much bad grammar going on here: failing to capitalize Congress, missing apostrophes, the fact that the first paragraph is one humongous run-on sentence, and the silly use of the legal "said" to make it look like a more intelligent sentence than it actually is.
A prime example would be Jeff Loria & the way he has swindled the tax payers of Dade County for his benefit only.
The "F JEFF" shirt also comes in handy during Dolphins season... |
If you buy tickets before your protest, you're doing it wrong... RT @joecapmarlins: Protesters at #marlins park twitpic.com/ci0pkp
— Marlins Diehards (@MarlinsDiehards) April 8, 2013
We were asked by Mets Menu if we wanted to answer some questions about the first Marlins-Mets series this year. I did the dirty work and gave some responses that you can find at the link below.
http://metsmenu.blogspot.com/2013/04/new-york-mets-vs-miami-marlins-rapid.html
I hate to sound so pessimistic (or do I?) but it's been a rough go for the Fish thus far. If you follow our Twitter feed you've seen the commentary about the team's dire play amongst us, other Marlins bloggers and even the beat writers at times. Let's hope the club breaks out in New York, beating the Mets is always great.
"It's the beginning of a new era for us and it's exciting," he said.The big problem with Loria's assumption is that there is no such thing as a sure-fire prospect in Major League Baseball. A look at the Marlins' past top prospects provides ample evidence to that effect. Consider some of the "future All-Stars" the Marlins have drafted in the first round:
The Marlins fielded an Opening Day lineup on Monday that featured only one position player from Opening Day 2012, when the team christened its new stadium with a roster full of high-priced stars. But Loria once again said the trades of last year, which sent Hanley Ramirez, Josh Johnson, Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle (and others) away in exchange for prospects and role players was necessary for the team to compete.
"People will look back in two years from now and say, 'They did the right thing,' period," he said. "Give these guys a chance. Give us a chance. Watch them mature because they’re quality."
Three medal winners in just the second game of the season!
Gold: If you've been following the team and/or our Twitter account, you know the Marlins offensive ineptitude knows no bounds. Still without a run for the season, they squandered perhaps their best chance yet in fine fashion.
Still a 0-0 game, the Fish led off the top of the 5th with a double by Ruggiano and oddly enough a walk by Miguel Olivo. Miami's Win Expectancy was up to 62.1%.
Then this...
The double play bad enough (a -.134 WPA and the Marlins would strand Ruggiano at third), Kotchman, who may only be on the team due to spring injuries, injures himself in an embarrassing tumble over the bag. He left the game and is day to day.
Silver: The next inning, Kevin Slowey's otherwise brilliant outing was spoiled when he allowed a home run to opposing pitcher Gio Gonzalez.
Bronze: Donovan Solano goes full-Uggla and allows a ball through his legs to lead off the seventh. That runner would later score to put the game out of reach at 2-0.
Fish try to avoid the sweep score runs today at 4:05pm ET.
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On Tuesday some humorless bore accused us of being bad fans on Twitter, which is pretty funny in light of this:
As a group, this stripped-down version of the Marlins is expected to be as good as the 2012 Marlins were. Of course, this does not mean that this group is as talented as the 2012 Marlins, who were expected to play a lot better than they actually did. ... In a way, owner Jeffrey Loria was right about not paying for a losing team, but the question was whether that losing team [he expected if the 2012 club remained intact] was really going to be present given their expected regression back up towards their mean.We'll be here all season as usual, sharing in the ups and (mostly) downs, looking for that sliver of absurdity that makes it fun to be a Marlins fan even in the worst of times. We're happy that you'll join us for another ride. Read more...
11. Mike Redmond has no idea what he's getting into... |
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