We Would Have Gone With "Expert"

Jeffrey Loria's Wikipedia page got a little bit of an upgrade recently (h/t this guy):

It's still up there at the time of this writing, but we suspect some Wiki editor will spot it and remove it soon. Still, it kinda makes us wish Loria was on LinkedIn. We'd endorse him for so many things:

• Fire sales (obvi)
• Swindling local and state politicians
• Hiring despots
• PR disasters
• Killing the dreams of children

If you have any others, tweet 'em at us with @MarlinsDiehards #JeffreyLoriaLinkedInEndorsements